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i saw a picture of you, and i could tell in .5 seconds that you masturbate quite regularly
clearly because you do not fornicate with me, your proper, well respected, white love
by the end i wasn’t masturbating so much as using my dick as a conductor’s baton.
also did you like the “safe for work” porn i put on your wall?
i will have sex with you in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
i get it. you’re 30 and i’m 30 pounds over weight. maybe in another lifetime when i’ve been reincarnated as ryan reynolds
drank too much, again. thot about sending u a dick pic, again. but of course u’ll forward it to all ur friends, again. and then ill become the laughing stalk of sears, again.
we’ll i wanted to resolve this problem like an adult, but since ur hell bent on acting like a child, you might as well take off all your clothes so i can spank you
we met at church like 3 years ago LOL God laid it on my heart to text u. i’d really like to get to know you better. would you want to go to my bible study? i do one twice a week if u’re interested
listen i’ve been sexting your stepdad:/ just thought i should tell you before you hear it from someone else