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Ha I love and hate that I can’t figure you out. You’re the Bella to my Edward. Oh well. I’m satisfied. At least you respond to my texts now. makin progress :)
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K im seriouse tho:) i like you if i had the chance w u i wouldnt cheat on u. ur beautifull inside and out and i bet ur goodies tast good $$BIGDREAMZ$$
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Aww man if u were my babysitter u wuda been fired and/or arrested cuz i wuda been on it
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Will you summit the tallest mount in this state with me to engage in sexual combat?
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if i get that job at the Sizzler, will you let me be your sugar daddy?
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because acrylics make it almost impossible to type, let alone diddle myself
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you’re saved as ” Justin (future husband)” in my phone :D
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how badly would it hurt to go to just one movie? we can even go to some obscure theatre if it’s bc ur embarrassed to be seen with me
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got rid of my pocket pussy. produce is way less incriminating (my mom cleans my room a lot)
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i had another wet dream involving you. if i keep this shit up, i’m gonna have to start wearing a life vest to bed
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