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are you opposed to the idea of a threesome… even if i let you pick the girl?
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i’m not big on mutual masturbation… lets relocate this to someones mouth. preferably urs
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im just a carrier, which means i don’t actually have it . im pretty sure thers a huge difference
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blahh. idk. something about indecent exposure. i wouldn’t have pulled it out i knew her stupid mormon friends were over
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so if cum travels at 35mph… would i get a ticket if you blew me in a school zone?
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i was hoping for a tit pic but church comes first i guess. txt when ur out
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well i’m really into midgets but i’d understand if you weren’t cool with something like that
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ok give me a few hours. im at planned parenthood.
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ya i know hun so when i’m touching your boobs? that’s probably a no go huh
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ya its weird you make me healthy. Could u ever see yourself sleeping with me
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