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my tongue wants to take a magic carpet ride.
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no. i never get stressed out. i like the pressure. which is why i only date fat chicks;)
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wasn’t it just palm sunday? if jesus got to ride that ass, i should too
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alright. time for some honesty.. i paid taylor to friend request your ex. i had to see the competition without looking obvious
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i’m a nice guy… gentle, calm, intellectual. you look like you need some tender loving.
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well i probably shouldn’t have made that joke about her autistic son… you’re still kinda into me right?
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i even write poems about inspirational women through history, because i believe the independent female persona but if you ever want someone to go on a relaxing walk with, or even just run your bath water for you, please feel advised to give me a call.
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very true, it’s down to earth and oriented around family. You know what I was thinking, if you ever needed like a test dummy when your teaching your girlfriends how to give head and stuff, i could fill that position.
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no dick pic… not until you’ve seen and touched it with your own tongue/hand/feet/whatever
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too persistent? well that’s insulting. i know when to stop… it’s when your panties finally drop
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