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i was thinkin dinner n a movie, then sex in my parents jacuzzi?
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better question: how would you feel if i strangled you with your own underwear?
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Cady this is christian im tall n I have a beard
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ahh stop ur complaining. i can never find pants dat fit, do u knw how hard it is to get jeans that accommodate an anaconda? didn’t dink so
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Got UR numbr from my friend who also got it. Now how big does my dick gotta be to get u to dump UR boy? cuz it’s that big
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Why don’t you ever poke me back on facebook… i seriously poke you all the time, i wish there was a “rape” button. maybe then i’d get your attention
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Hey, you don’t know me, i saved your number when you were giving it to that guy at Casey Moores, but i am somewhat attractive and i think i have a chance, can we meet??
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Of course i’m not gonna tell my friends!! i only brag about having sex with virgins or asians.
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I do like jewish leather…and the smell of roses on my pillow gives me wet dreams
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