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I know that ur on your period, i don’t mind, u can use my dick as a tampon.
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i have a six pack of wine coolers and some roofies with your moms name on it;)
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if u don’t go out with me at least once, im gona tell everyone ur racist
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why don’t you just pretend i’m him?? i promise it will help
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i wrote u a poem: roses are red, violets are blue, u smell like cherries, can i pop yours in a few?
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i have ten pictures of you in my bible.
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if its any consolation, you’re still the background on my phone.
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welllllll since u said monday, tuesday ,wednesday, thrsday, friday, saturday and sunday of THIS week dont work…. what about next monday tuesday, wednesday ,thursday friday saturday or sunday?? are any of those open lol
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i think its called contact dermatitis. but that particular rash should be the least of your worries…. we should talk
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please stop pretending to be so uninterested in me. i know you secretly want to lick coolwhip off my pecs
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