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that hug was almost too amazing, your smell is still on me. i get to be with you all day;)
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Hey. So, I know this is probably something i should ask you in person but… how do you feel about sperm donations?
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you wore those underwear yesterday… yes i noticed.
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HEYY S—-, this is chris from psychology, i know we haven’t technically talked before but i think you’re SMOKIN hott, we should go to a dollar movie? you down?
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Even though we’ve only been talking for two days,i feel like we have a really strong connection. i consulted my palm reader and she guessed three out of the seven letters of your name. do you think that’s a sign?
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This is Eric, from the wedding. sooooo i went ahead and asked your grandma for your number…
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i fell asleep with my phone on my face….. just in case you decided to text me back. that way the vibrations would wake me up!!
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