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I took the liberty of getting your number from Jason. i saw you raping me with your eyes n decided i’d speed things up :p
short skirts are fine, but not when they are short enough to show your tampon string. have a little class please.
u and that sexy dress need to come over here b4 i pay someone to spill their drink on u so u have to take it off;)
how about this, i’ll pay you $1 for everyone of my texts you actually respond to, then at the end of each month i’ll cut you a check…
if you think putting me on a limited profile is going to stop me from seeing your pics, you’re wrong. i have a collection of my own sweetheart
So i guess you “don’t find me attractive” and you would rather “drink your own urine” then talk to me. Next time you try to ignore my call, make sure you don’t accidentally answer
i know making that fake fb profile was taking it a little far, but i had to be able to see you somehow:/
I forgot to tell you! i heard your voice for the first time, and you still haven’t heard mine:(
i know you have me labeled as “do not answer” in your phone. Katey told me.
you don’t know me but i went through a lot of work to get your number, we should become better acquainted if you know what i mean;)