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renting male strippers is kind of expensive. maybe we can get your brothers/dad to it for free… would that be weird?
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question: if my finger finds its way into your anal cavity while we’re sleeping, will you like kick me out of your apartment?
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ur not on the rag. you just don’t want to hook up with me. i get it. but most anorexic girls don’t get their periods anyway. so the next time ur fabricating an excuse, pick one that’s realistic.
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so i heard the human tongue is actually a muscle. i also heard you do muscle therapy. do you think i could book your next appointment?
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i’ll swallow my pride if you swallow my…
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i keep having this reoccuring dream that you’re my gynecologist.
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because i know the way to a womans heart, tripple c’s: chocolate, cartier, and cum.
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i sent you edible arrangements!!! i believe a hand job is in order. it’s called common courtesy, danielle.
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please just let me take you to dinner or something, i don’t care if you’re “PMSing”. you can be my bloody valentine….:)
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we don’t have to hook up. you should just let me brush your hair or something.
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